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Turkey may be the centerpiece of the traditional Thanksgiving meal, but its not necessarily a fan favorite. In fact, many people outright loathe it.
Whether you think its too dry or simply rank it below all the amazing side dishes on the table, you arent alone in your indifference or aversion. Weve rounded up 19 honest tweets about turkey hate. Enjoy!
What are we making for thanksgiving? Are we still on this turkey bullshit?
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 18, 2018
Me: I don’t like turkey, it’s so dry and tasteless
White people: but there’s SO MUCH of it though
— Pigeon Fancier (@isabelzawtun) December 25, 2018
Me: Ready for some turkey?
5-year-old: I wish the pilgrims ate pizza.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 23, 2017
thanksgiving will never reach its full potential until mac and cheese claims its rightful place at the throne and turkey becomes a side dish
— Zack Fox (@zackfox) November 22, 2018
Do people who cook a turkey for thanksgiving dinner know nothing of nachos?
— Envy (@envydatropic) November 26, 2015
Lamb. Ham. Chicken. Dog food. Cardboard box. Shoelace. Dead flowers. Concrete. Rubber. Wicker. Candle wax. Really anything https://t.co/pKWMznNKfn
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 18, 2018
On thanksgiving – turkey is just an excuse to eat all the side dishes. What is everyones favorite side dish and why is it stuffing?
— Kim Chi (@KimChi_Chic) November 9, 2020
Turkey is the worst part of Thanksgiving dinner.
You cant change my mind.
— Jack CouRage Dunlop (@CouRageJD) November 25, 2019
I’m considering not doing turkey this year because it only serves as a conduit for gravy, but I’m not sure if I should replace it or only eat sides
— mechanical turkey (@alicegoldfuss) November 12, 2020
Turkey is overrated. I can think of like 12 better meats…chicken, steak, bacon, cock, ham, salmon, etc…
— Anthony (@OMGItsBirdman) November 28, 2019
Y’all gotta admit, like 85% of turkey preparations could also be used as childhood collage supplies cuz they dry as hell
— folu (@notfolu) June 15, 2016
next year I’m going to try stuffing the turkey with chicken nuggets so maybe my kids will actually eat a bite of it
— The Dad (@thedad) November 29, 2019
Happy Thanksgiving the turkey was dry
— Gail Walden (@GailWalden6) October 8, 2018
Whats your LEAST favorite Thanksgiving dish?
Yall might drag me but…. the Turkey can leave…
— Jessica Fyre (@TheJessieWoo) November 2, 2020
The Mac and cheese is more important than the turkey
— JoDaGoon (@LoyolMafia) November 19, 2018
turkey is only good for leftover sandwiches (covered in gravy)
— mechanical turkey (@alicegoldfuss) November 12, 2020
7-year-old: Do we have to have turkey for Thanksgiving?
Me: It’s what the pilgrims had.
7: Only because they didn’t have pizza and ice cream.
Me: *updates the menu*
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 25, 2019